"Include plastic jewellery, feathers, 30s velvet, leopard, leather, lace, scarves with tassels, red PVC, polka dots, silver jewellery with semi-precious stones, patent leather belts, dusky pink or blue drape coats with black velvet collars, pinstripe waistcoast, tight skirts, tight black leather trousers, brothel dreepers, ankle boots, jewellery that pretends to be something - like a spider broch - as much as possible in what you wear. A top hat too, if you want to be a wally about it."